Epigraphs:
As this farrago of pretentious inanities, dreary platitudes and silly slang may take its place among the curiosities of colonial literature, and may be referred to by some future historian of the Australian drama as a sample of the poor stuff that was tolerated in its infancy, some account of the play may be worth preserving... (Argus, 19 June 1885)
We are no longer mesmerised by the self-appointed cultural dieticians who tell us that in some way they know better what an Australian ought to be than all of us who know what an Australian has always been and will always be. (John Howard)
First produced at the Merlyn Theatre, CUB Malthouse, Melbourne as part of the 2003 Playbox season, 26 November - 13 December 2003. Season directed by Michael Kantor.
Produced again at CUB Malthouse in December 2006. Season directed by Michael Kantor.
Performed at Old Fitzroy Theatre, Woolloomooloo NSW, December 13 2016 - January 21 2017.