The Western Wildcats are probably the worst soccer team in the universe! That is, until superstars Ronaldo, David Beckham, Michael Owen, Harry Kewell, Robbie Baggio, Ryan Giggs and two Dwight Yorkes are recruited to help the cause. But will Nuke, Wedgie, Throw-in, Smokin, Tangles, Own-goal, Splinters or Maximum Payne ever score a goal? Probably not - but it will be a laugh finding out!