'Don't get Fanged: Crosses and Garlic don't work!
'Oi! If you think crosses and garlic are going to protect you from Vampires down under, well you’re gonna be F##ked!
'You probably haven’t even thought about killing vampires. Let's face it most people haven’t. They don’t even think that Vampires are real! They’re probably still reading Harry Potter fantasy books and still believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy!
'If you’re living in a make believe world where vampires don’t exist, you’re going to get Fanged at First Sight if you don’t watch out!'
Source: Publisher's blurb.