Cirrus@Austlit

'Bazza the Bogan Barbarian, and his wife Shazza Kelly from Kellyville defend family and home in Sydney Zombie Apocalypse.

'Meet Bazza, he barracks for Souths Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks meat pies in beer, he hates hipsters, and he's having the time of his life killing Zombies while rescuing his daughter Michelle. At first he's armed with the weapon every Aussie should have - a cricket bat signed by Sir Donald Bradman - after all it smashed the Poms and it’ll smash the Zombies. But when he rejoins the army in the midst of his mid-life crisis, he gets what he always wanted - a master and commander blasting tank!

'Meanwhile his Missus - Shazza, she's back at home defending the back yard chook shed from a horde of Zombie neighbours. She's not to be outdone either in the zombie killing department. She's armed with a range of kitchen utensils and a chainsaw'.

Source: Publisher's blurb.

'Bazza the Bogan Barbarian and the drop bears Thriller and Killer defend the family homestead in an Australian Alien Invasion

'Meet Bazza the Bogan Barbarian, he barracks for Souths Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks his meat pies in beer, he smashed Zombies for six with a Bradman bat in a Sydney Zombie Apocalypse, and he hates hipsters and the Roosters.

'When his childhood pet Dingo called Dingo is killed by carnivorous Aliens, well by jingo, by crikey that takes hate to another level. F@@# oath it does, Bazza puts pedal to the medal on his big Mack semi, and with ACA DACA's TNT playing, he heads home to his Dad's country property for revenge.

'Along with Bazza is Killer and Thriller, two dangerous drop bears, Eddie the Emu, Bazza's Dad Dazza and his gun-toting Nan, who did a face swap with Bob Hawke but never gave his face back.'

Source: Publisher's blurb.

'Meet Bazza the Bogan Barbarian, he barracks for Souths Sydney, he loves his Vegemite, he dunks his meat pies in beer, he hates hipsters and he hates the Roosters even more. He’s smashed Zombies, he’s battled Aliens, and now he faces the greatest enemy of all - Carnivorous Cane Toads!

'It’s summertime and Bazza, his wife Shazza, the kids Aero, Michelle, and the drop bears Thriller and Killer are cruising the South Pacific onboard Pacific Dusk. Off the coast of Seduction Island, the ship is attacked by an invasion of Carnivorous Cane Toads.

'Disgustingly slimy, oozing with warts, they crawl, they creep, they jump, they hump, they tear strips off you with ferocious fangs and they eat you alive. Led by the mysterious and enchanting Queen Rihanna, Bazza is forced to make the ultimate choice of betraying his family, or saving the lives of two thousand passengers.

'Be wary holiday makers, this sounds impossible, implausible, unbelievable but I tell you, this could happen when you’re on a tidal wave of terror in a holiday from hell!'

Source: Publisher's blurb.

'Don't get Fanged: Crosses and Garlic don't work!

'Oi! If you think crosses and garlic are going to protect you from Vampires down under, well you’re gonna be F##ked!

'You probably haven’t even thought about killing vampires. Let's face it most people haven’t. They don’t even think that Vampires are real! They’re probably still reading Harry Potter fantasy books and still believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy!

'If you’re living in a make believe world where vampires don’t exist, you’re going to get Fanged at First Sight if you don’t watch out!'

Source: Publisher's blurb.