'The bear arrived in early June. He trudged past my dumbstruck form, flopped onto the couch, and waited expectantly. Grace composed herself and offered him a drink. He took one of my beers in his surprisingly dextrous paws, drank it in one gulp and smashed the stubby on the ground. As I swept up the broken glass Grace asked if he was hungry. He didn't like honey or porridge much but ate all of our meat and most of the Vegemite. While Grace and I did the dishes silently he found the TV remote and watched Seinfeld re-runs...' (Publication abstract)
'Marjorie examines herself in the mirror. She prods at the wrinkles under her eyes and around her mouth. She draws her skin back with her hands until it's pulled tight across her face. She stares at herself. She looks weird, like a greyhound. The kids have gone for the weekend and she wonders what to do. She pushes her skin forward, her cheeks, the soft skin around her eyes. She looks weirder, like a pug...' (Publication abstract)
'Call me a late bloomer. It wasn't until I reached my early twenties that I realised music videos were based on real life. Not all of them, of course. No-one can afford that much body glitter. I'm talking about the music video subgenre of the relationship melodrama. To be even more specific, I'm referring to the argument-while-driving: the kind that ends in a crash, resulting in coma and/or death, and finishing with a camera craning up to the heavens. Perhaps a dove is released, too, if you're feeling particularly nineties or happen to be at a karaoke parlor.' (Publication abstract)
'Glimmering deep below our planet and dancing high above its pull, the lights of the ocean space surround us. This giant sphere of purple mud is the centre of a dark red ring. It runs over the sky like a comet's tail. We have never crossed it, or touched it. Our silver bodies cannot squirm past the planet's pull because the Grand Octopus shaped us like thick tentacles. Other animals can swim fiercely and create currents of their own, but us eels can only make thoughts and oceanic dreams. We float in them until a passing asteroid comes tearing under the ring, ripping with it a great new current. Waddling earnestly, we strain and pull ourselves against the Earth's tide and enter the surging rift. The force makes us fly upwards, our bodies yank against the whitewash, and we leave Earth with no goal but to explore the open waters.' (Publication abstract)
'Papa says it was only the slender darkness of her collarbones that brought them to wed. Maybe it was just the dark - a looming, beautiful strangeness that swallowed all of us, down into its trembling chest. We let it feast until there were only bones left and then, nothing more...' (Publication abstract)
'Oh, Throw A shrimp on the barbie! Let the snags sizzle and the beef burn as the men of the house mingle over cheese and beer. Let the children fiddle with the Hills hoist as the wives chop chives in the kitchen. Let Germaine Greer's voice fizzle through the radio. Maybe her words will smother the coals. For the coals have glowed under the hotplate for decades.' (Publication abstract)
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'Outer space is a lot like a studio warehouse. It's big, vacant most of the time, and generally pretty dull. My universe, however, has a film crew with cameras rolling all the time. My wardrobe is limited to three space suits in varying shades of grey. They like it if I try to make sure the logo is always visible so everyone can see who brought me here. Who spent the taxpayers' money. Who 'beat' the Russians. Who is going to be the one to stick the damn flag on the surface. And, most obscurely, who went and stuck a guy in a studio for a couple months to fake the moon landing. That last one they won't ever know...' (Publication abstract)
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'He unpacked the green cotton vest he had bought from the department store and he laid it on his bed and was happy he had chosen the right colour. He put on a chequered shirt and clipped the cuffs with green links and he put on his vest and felt good and new. He looked in the mirror at his black and grey stubble and he decided he looked good and he wouldn't shave it. He went downstairs where his wife had cooked eggs and had made coffee. He drank it and she told him about Selena and how she was growing her own tomatoes in her garden. She went out to see her friends later so he lounged around inside and listened to the radio. He got a call in the afternoon...' (Publication abstract)