'Ahh, the Old Kingdom.
'Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.
'For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**
'Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.
'*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.
'**Travel insurance not available.
'***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row.
Source: Publisher's blurb.