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Hoaxes are universal, without cultural or ethnic or national boundaries. Age and gender are not determining factors, nor does the reach or frequency of hoaxing have anything to do with the level of education or a person's political or religious affiliation.
Simon Caterson, 'Towards a General Theory of Hoaxes', Quadrant, Jan-Feb 2012
Come, sleep, O sleep, the certain knot of peace,
The baiting-place of wit, the balm of woe,
The poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release,
Th' indifferent judge between the high and low.
Sir Philip Sidney, 1554-86