An English Bishop narrates a misadventure at an Oxford-Cambridge boat-race in the 1860s when he was left holding a baby which he promptly deposited in a nearby carriage. The baby then narrates her upbringing with a titled English family, her romance with one of her 'brothers', and her eventual recognition in a theatre through a tattoo on her arms as the heiress of a rich Australian squatter. Light and amusing. (Explicit reference made to the bishop's story in St James Gazette.) (PB)