'In a hilarious tale, author Laraine Dillon takes the reader through the dream of retiring to a tropical home by an idyllic beach, to the reality of close encounters of the worst kind, with unscrupulous property dealers, newly acquired neighbours from hell, unusual circumstances buried in the fine print of the contract, and living and paying the bills while keeping a family happy. In resolving the really difficult issues, a friendly bikie club proved invaluable.' (Publication summary)