Zoë Foster Blake Zoë Foster Blake i(A116272 works by) (a.k.a. Zoe Foster)
Gender: Female
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2 1 y separately published work icon Things Will Calm Down Soon Zoë Foster Blake , Crows Nest : Atlantic Books , 2024 28336992 2024 single work novel

'Hair stylist Kit Cooper is at the top of her game. She does the shows in Milan and Paris, tends to pop stars and celebrities, and has styled enough campaigns and magazine covers to last a lifetime. But Kit is ambitious. Restless. She can't help asking: what's next?

'One day, frustrated she can't find the perfect product for a look, she wonders ... could she make it herself?

'THINGS WILL CALM DOWN SOON takes Kit from idea to founder of a highly successful hair-care company. Amid spreadsheets, influencers, product launches and a parade of potential investors, Kit is juggling an eager young team, needy family members, a charismatic but unreliable romantic partner, single parenting and far too many school WhatsApp messages. She is certain, positive, things will calm down soon, because how can life possibly keep going at this pace?

'As the founder of Go-To Skincare, Zoë Foster Blake has learned a lot in her decade of business. THINGS WILL CALM DOWN SOON blends her love of fiction with the knowledge she has acquired in business, entrepreneurship, and mergers and acquisitions. Part entertainment, part founder insight, THINGS WILL CALM DOWN SOON is an entirely new breed of illuminating storytelling.' (Publication summary)

2 y separately published work icon The Best Present Ever Zoë Foster Blake , Lucinda Gifford (illustrator), Melbourne : Puffin , 2024 28246145 2024 single work picture book children's

'A funny and delightful picture book about dreaming up the perfect gift for a friend, where your imagination has no limits!

'I was thinking about what present to give you,
and I knew it had to be absolutely AWESOME.

'Something you'd really want.
Something you'd remember forever.
Something . . . SUPER-AMAZING FANTASTICO!

'What would YOU choose as the best present ever? A magical creature? A swimming pool filled with candy? Or, maybe your very own amusement park? Still not special enough . . . then let your imagination soar with this funny and heartwarming book about finding the perfect gift for a friend' (Publication summary)

1 y separately published work icon Happy Farter's Day! Zoë Foster Blake , Adam Nickel (illustrator), Melbourne : Puffin , 2024 27850527 2024 single work picture book humour children's

'This funny picture book of dad and fart jokes from Zoe Foster Blake is the perfect gift for kids to give to Dad and share a giggle together on Father's Day.

'Why do Dad and Fart love Father's Day?

'Because it's the one day they can have a real 'blast' of a time!
Share this whiffy book of dad and fart jokes with your very own farter on their special day.' (Publication summary)

2 y separately published work icon Battle Mum Zoë Foster Blake , Adele K. Thomas (illustrator), Melbourne : Puffin , 2022 24962538 2022 single work picture book children's

'Ana and Louis are tired after a long day at school and kinder. They just want to watch TV . . . but Mum wants to play battle! She has a whole bunch of new moves to try out and there’s simply no stopping her.

'‘Just FIVE minutes!’ pleads Mum. ‘Pleasepleaseplease?’ So the kids drag themselves off the couch. Mum PROMISES not to be too rough and that there will be absolutely NO TICKLING.

'So Ana and Louis prepare to take on Battle Mum! Hopefully they can complete the game before Dad gets home . . . and wants to play too!' (Publication summary)

1 y separately published work icon Scaredy Bath Zoë Foster Blake , Zoë Foster Blake (illustrator), Melbourne : Puffin , 2022 22960036 2022 single work picture book children's

' A gorgeous bubble-filled ode to bath-time chaos, as seen from the bath’s point of view. From the inimitable Zoë Foster Blake, author of the bestselling No One Likes a Fart.

'Bath-time is fun! There’s the bubbles, the bath toys and lots of splashing of course. But have you ever wondered what it’s like for the bath?

'Scaredy Bath does not like bath time . . . the piping hot water, the gooey muck and especially not the small boisterous grubby ones that shout and splash and make Scaredy all mucky! What’s a bath to do? Will Scaredy Bath ever enjoy bath time?
Scaredy Bath is a delightful new addition to Zoë's much-loved brand of picture books that celebrate the ups and downs of family life. Joyously brought to life by the hilarious splash-filled illustrations of Daniel Gray-Barnett.'

Source : publisher's blurb

2 y separately published work icon Fart and Burp are Superstinkers Zoë Foster Blake , Adam Nickel (illustrator), Melbourne : Puffin , 2021 21544925 2021 single work picture book children's

'Zoë Foster Blake's beloved character Fart is back. Together with his new friend Burp, they're off on a new adventure to use their bad pongs for good! Move over Superman and Wonder Woman, here come the Superstinkers!

'What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart of course!

'Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart couldn’t be happier.

'But sometimes Burp wishes people wouldn’t say,

'YUCK and GROSS and PEE-YEW . . .

'Could being smelly ever be a force for good?

'A super stinker of a tale that proves anyone can be a hero.

'Readers who loved Zoë Foster Blake's ABIA award-winning and best-selling No One Likes a Fart will love this companion book as Fart and Burp decide to make difference in the world whether people love them or not. They'll make some friends along the way and even get capes! Move over Superman and Wonder Woman, the Superstinkers are in town!' (Publication summary)

1 y separately published work icon Clean Slate Zoë Foster Blake , Sydney : Audible Australia , 2020 20832530 2020 single work novella

'If you both cheat, does that cancel the infidelity out altogether? Can you just wipe the slate clean?

'Cam and Holly have a picture-perfect marriage and life: a beautiful house in the suburbs and two adorable little boys. Cam has sold his successful marketing agency to look after the boys while Holly goes full throttle on her career post-maternity leave, and everything’s peachy.

'‘Til Cam discovers Holly has been having an affair with a colleague.

'Heartbroken but pragmatic, Cam sees the situation as an opportunity to confess his own infidelity with his 21-year-old assistant. His thinking being a dual-infidelity situation means they cancel each other out...and their marriage will simply bounce back, and they’ll fall in love all over again. But a tangled web of lies and buried resentments makes starting over harder than he thought.

'Zoë Foster Blake has written a provocative novella that rips off the glossy cling-wrap of being successful and married with young children. Clean Slate is narrated from the husband’s perspective and will invite listeners to rethink infidelity and how it can creep into a marriage.' (Production summary)

1 y separately published work icon Back to Sleep Zoë Foster Blake , Mike Jacobsen (illustrator), Melbourne : Puffin , 2020 19545032 2020 single work picture book children's

'A warm and funny bedtime story where it’s the parents who won’t go to sleep. A perfect follow-up picture book to No One Likes a Fart by the inimitable Zoë Foster Blake.

'Back to Sleep is a reflection of Zoë Foster Blake’s much-loved brand and profile, told with authenticity and humour born of experience.

'Poor Finn is looking forward to drifting off to sleep in his cosy warm bed when Mummy appears wanting a drink. Finn resettles her and has just fallen asleep when he’s woken again . . . this time by Daddy, who’s had a bad dream. And so it goes. Just when Finn has one parent back to sleep, the other wakes up! When will these two sleep through the night?

'A clever, playful, laugh-out-loud story that celebrates the ups and downs of family life. Kids and parents will enjoy sharing this gorgeous bedtime story.' (Publication summary)

1 A Journey for Ernie Zoë Foster Blake , Georgia Norton Lodge , 2019 single work short story
— Appears in: Funny Bones 2019;
1 How to Write an Excellent Joke Zoë Foster Blake , 2019 single work short story
— Appears in: Funny Bones 2019;
2 1 y separately published work icon No One Likes a Fart Zoë Foster Blake , Adam Nickel (illustrator), Hawthorne : Viking , 2017 12885079 2017 single work picture book children's

'Fart is excited! He’s desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart. Not even a fart with a heart. Too smelly. Too embarrassing. Too gross.'

Source: Publisher's blurb.

1 1 y separately published work icon The Wrong Girl Zoë Foster Blake , Crows Nest : Allen and Unwin , 2014 6982978 2014 single work novel

'Sometimes you don't know what you want until someone else has it.

'Lily needs a break. A man break. She hadn't exactly meant to sleep with her friend, Pete, and she certainly hadn't expected him to confess his love - for another girl - the next morning. If men were going to behave like such pigs, well, she'd happily take some time out.

'Besides, her TV career requires all her attention right now. Jack Winters - the gorgeous new talent - is definitely proving a distraction, but Lily is determined to maintain her professional distance, even when Jack starts seeing someone completely inappropriate. It's only when Lily accepts that good things don't always come to those who wait and takes a leap into the great unknown that life starts making sense . . .

'From the bestselling author of The Younger Man and Amazing Face comes a funny, heartfelt novel about what happens when life, love, work and friendships collide.'

1 A Letter to My Other Half : Hamish Blake & Zoe Foster Blake Zoë Foster Blake , Hamish Blake , 2013 single work correspondence
— Appears in: Yours Truly : Cathartic Confessions, Passionate Declarations and Vivid Recollections from Women of Letters 2013; (p. 77-85)
1 The Younger Man Zoë Foster Blake , 2012 single work extract
— Appears in: Review of Australian Fiction , vol. 1 no. 3 2012; Review of Australian Fiction , Omnibus vol. 1 no. 2012;
1 1 y separately published work icon The Younger Man Zoë Foster Blake , Camberwell : Michael Joseph , 2012 Z1844860 2012 single work novel romance

'When Abby enjoys a memorable night with a delicious 22-year-old, she easily waves him out of her life the next morning. She doesn't have time for these sorts of distractions. And he's only 22, after all! A child. But the charming young Marcus isn't going to let her get away that easily. He knows what he wants and takes it upon himself to prove that age is irrelevant where the heart is concerned. Abby, though, isn't convinced. She feels certain she should be with someone her own age, someone more impressive, someone more . . . settled. Surely nothing can ever come of this relationship?' (Penguin Books).

1 What I Know About Men : Zoe Foster Zoë Foster Blake , 2012 single work column
— Appears in: Sunday Life , 5 February 2012; (p. 30)
1 Zoe Foster : The Books That Changed Me Zoë Foster Blake , 2011 single work column
— Appears in: The Sun-Herald , 14 August 2011; (p. 4-5)
Zoe Foster nominates five books that changed her.
1 True Confessions of a Footy WAG Zoë Foster Blake , 2010 extract novel (Playing the Field)
— Appears in: The Sunday Mail , 31 January 2010; (p. 66)
1 4 y separately published work icon Playing the Field Zoë Foster Blake , Camberwell : Michael Joseph , 2010 Z1666517 2010 single work novel

'In the glossy world of footballers’ WAGs, love is the toughest game of all... Jean Bennett, aspiring jewellery designer, knows as much about football as she does astrophysics. But when she moves to the bright lights of Sydney and falls in love with star footballer Josh Fox, she has to learn – fast.

Thrown eyelashes first into the world of WAGs, Jean is way out of her league. She navigates her way through semi-finals, a gruelling social calendar and salacious scandals on Josh’s arm, safe in the knowledge he belongs to her – or so she thinks. But as her hair gets blonder, her heels higher and her tops lower, Jean begins to wonder who she’s become...'

Source: Publisher's blurb.

1 5 y separately published work icon Air Kisses Zoë Foster Blake , Camberwell : Michael Joseph , 2008 Z1508923 2008 single work novel

'Hannah Atkins - the girl most likely to be sporting unblended foundation, orange wrists or a wobbly trail of liquid eyeliner - has bluffed her way into the position of beauty editor at Gloss magazine. Just as she's carving a path into the shiny world of guerrilla air kisses, achingly hip PR campaigns and goodie-bag overload, she reads about her boyfriend and another girl in the gossip pages of the local rag. Then she gets dumped. By text.

'Vowing to claw back some dignity and make her ex regret what he's done, Hannah adopts a manifesto of hardcore rules. Don't become best friends with the scary girls at work. Don't drink fourteen glasses of Moët & Chandon at PR launches. Don't go home with inappropriate men. And certainly don't get all besotted with your best friend's brother.

'As her rules start to slip away, Hannah finds herself having to decide on more important things than just the perfect shade of lip gloss...' (Publisher's blurb)

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