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'How to break up with someone else's fiance

by Chelsea Porter, aka The Breakup Girl

• Tell him it's not him, it's her.
• Try to ignore how gorgeous Callum McKinnel is. You are breaking up with him, after all.
• Fall just a little bit when he rescues your dog.
• Try to resist when he asks you to join his family for Thanksgiving dinner in Jewell Rock.
• Succumb anyway.
• Succumb to a lot more than that.
• Remind yourself that you are The Breakup Girl. You don't do commitment.
• Wonder what would happen if The Breakup Girl stopped following her own advice...