'To: Malcolm, Bill,
'Cc: Queen Elizabeth, Head of State (you may remember me, you have given me a couple of medals and I met your late sister, Margaret), Richard Di Natale, leader Australian Greens (we haven’t met), Barnaby Joyce and all Independents
'Re: KPIs—‘Things is crook in Tallarook and there’s no dough in Dubbo …’ (Jack O’Hagan)' (Introduction)