The column is a partly satirical, partly serious response to the outcome of the 1995 presidential elections in Poland, in which former Communist Aleksander Kwaśniewski was elected President, defeating the incumbent, Solidarity leader Lech Wałęsa. The author is both critical of, and yet not unsympathetic to, the indignant and despairing reaction of many Polish Australians to the election results; he declares himself a fence-sitter.