'Tarzy-boy, a bumbling, loincloth-wetting prepubescent is chased out of his jungle home by a foul-smelling monster yobbo with twenty-three beer guts, Arch-eee-PONG!
'Landing in the South Pole, Tarzy befriends Santa who helps him reclaim his birthplace and replace his title ‘Assistant Moniter of the Kiddies Pool’ with Mighty Lord of the Jungle.'
Source: Publisher's blurb.