'Phil Spencer is an Englishman, and he's never been really comfortable talking about love.
'He reckons you can say you love your kids, your football club, and your mum.
'But would you tell your dad, an ex-RAF Sargent, that you love him? On a Facetime call? No you would not.
'Although with a global pandemic on our hands, Phil's finding his love for his fellow man, and he's going to do it: he's going to open up, throw off the shackles of his gender, and tell the world just how much he loves...his barber.'
Source: Radio National Fictions.