'When they're not busy reading comics and eating baked beans out of the tin, the terminally unemployed Captain Doobie and Goodtime Slim like to do a bit of cash-in-hand work. This time the job seems easy enough: drive a car from Adelaide to Melbourne (even if it is a Lada).
'A pity about the mafia.
'And the pirate.
'And the milk police.
'Some days even doing one simple thing is harder than an Unemployment Case Manager's conscience.'
Source: Publisher's blurb.