' I had been living with a crocodile for about twelve weeks before I decided it was time to leave.
'This arrangement was one of no particular preference, nor great pleasure of mine, but it was one that was not entirely foreign to me either. After being kicked out of school and landing hard on my arse without a cent or any sense, the idea of moving back home was absurd. So to the crocodile's lair is where I stumbled.'
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