'Ariel is on the couch, her big, veiny arms wrapped around the Filipino, who says his name is Jimmy Deeeen. The kid's got a gap in his teeth the size of a fucking fist, and his hair is dyed the colour of piss, and he says he's heading from here to Hollywood. His shirt's two sizes too small, and the kid is fucking tiny. Ariel didn't say where she found him, and I couldn't give a single fuck. She's always bringing in chumps like this, spitting them out and picking the leftovers from her teeth...' (Publication abstract)