Author's note: This work of speculative fiction reinvents the beginning of the classic Russian fairytale Fenist the Falcon as well as the tropes of contemporary urban fantasy, by applying notions of fairy-tale timelessness (Luthi 1984) to a contemporary Australian migrant setting. Cross-cultural, historical and political references are also added, including allusions to recent Russian history, such as events in the 1990s, the exile of oligarchs, and most of all the revisionist trends, which have seen pre-Revolution concepts and traditions return to and inform contemporary Russian culture. Adherence to the formulae of fairy-tale descriptors, e.g. ‘the Tsar’, ‘the old lady’, extends the proposal that generality is a prerequisite for diverse individuality in this kind of tale (Luthi 1984), while the naming of main characters and use of first-person point of view emphasise the narrative transformation.