It's Monday and Myer is having the greatest stocktake sale of all time, and a giant backlit poster of Miranda Kerr smiles indulgently with a wrist of pearls, and the shopping centre is flooded with daylight and hope. There is a girl sitting on a unicorn in the middle of the shopping centre and the artificial trees are green and shimmering and the lady at the makeup counter waits with an armful of flyers and a cherry-flavoured smile. (Introduction)